It's Your Vacation - Just Jiggle It A Little!

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We are in the middle of summer and a week, I go on a trip with my family and my dear companions. Every year mid-year, no matter where you lose weight, you need to consider swimming attire! The day will inevitably come when it will be necessary to lay down protective clothing to be able to boast. Your things? God, help us! Do you brag about similar things that made you so hard to hide and dress? Does this usually lead to the present circumstances? Does not that make you think of a terrible and infinite joke that even the most discreet among us, the people who are in any case sufficiently concealed at home, have to take off at any moment? Some layers of clothing and lies, half of which are exposed as stranded whales after the breathtaking white sand was visible to all?

 

Today, I must try to allow you to look at the subject of "presentation" in another way because it is extremely tragic to spend most of our time getting dressed. We should start with cosmetics and hair. Who does not feel naked without creams, powders, gels and a little shine? Who can feel big and imperious without the help of iron, curlers, objects and hair dryers? At the time, we had the closet for the sole purpose of hiding our bodies not quite perfect. Indeed, our style decisions ultimately depend on the thinning of the shading (darkness or gradient), the erasure of the cut and the deceptive effects of length and example, all of which should overshadow the "weight of the child". "

 

Also, we are in the middle of the year and we are settled on the coast. One last insult forces us to abjure our standard defensive apparatus. We think there must be away. At this point, we are fundamentally brave and have completed our arrangement! How do we dress our most sensitive regions? Maybe an envelope? Maybe a towel consciously hooked? What about shorts? The obscuration of your mother? Your partner's t-shirt? A combination? These are alternatives, but there is always this minute, this first minute, whether on the coast or in the pool of your neighborhood when you have to start the scary ... Someone is watching you- he? Graceful, wowsers, I can hardly handle it! I just sweat here and now, these shorts stick to my thighs. All right, relax. Gee Golly! The swimsuit falls with them! God's goodness! Everyone looks at my buttocks. Try to look casual. Smile as if it were your activity. Ok, finally they are gone. Quickly, install the seat. Seats. Quick! Phew, of course. Ok, relax. Now, take out the book and look at it well. Also, you are safe ... until you understand that you have left the book at a distance of 3 meters. Amicable, it will be a busy day!

 

After these years and whatever my weight, these considerations continue to affect my psyche. In general, we are so cautious about our bodies, constantly scrutinizing others to see how we measure up and possibly questioning our friends and family about this carefree but very dangerous issue: "Hello Nectar, see this woman? Over there, the one who stays close to the sea, the one wearing the spotted shirt, do I look like him, my buttocks ... Do my buttocks look bigger than you? do not bother yourself, say: "Really a child His buttocks are much smaller. "Do not try to hide behind silence, it will only spark another demand!

 

In this sense, I make it up for those of you who consider the multi-day coastal vision as one of the crucial challenges of life. I write to those of you who are undressing while you sit on the shore and who are in solitary confinement before getting up. I stay in touch with people who have no choice but to go in the water with the kids, jump from the ceiling and jump into the water hoping that all that everyone will see will be your dark shore. It will be a breathtaking race. I stay in touch with everyone who is behind this interesting book - you know the mid-year blockbuster, the fascinating group that deals with desensitizing ideas about financial difficulties you can not establish. Despite his requests, you take a romantic walk along the coast. Not until the sun shines, challenge! I am in contact with you. Prepared or not, that's my recommendation: do not do it. Just stop hiding! It never does anything good. Everyone understands what you look like because you look like the vast majority of them!

 

The coastal exploration is associated with another challenge of extreme darkness: "What do I catch for a walk in the bathroom with my other recent critic?" I get this request quite often, so I'm worried about some there. My recommendation? Do not try anything! Do not try to tell him that your body is embarrassing. I stand, stand and walk with satisfaction. No matter what stage your body is in, this is where you are, and no amount of obscuration will change the speed. So instead of picking up all the cloth and wrap yourself in a mummy, get up and go for a walk!

 

This also applies to the coast. Wear your favorite swimwear and get a new one - the most beautiful you can find - if you're wearing a miserable old costume from the first year. Make sure it works, and make sure it's acceptable. When you arrive at the coast, drop your backpacks and clothes! Do it with safety and a smile and realize that confidence in you is a seducer. Play in the sand, build a palace and go for a walk. Leave your obstacles and smoke networks behind you, so to speak! Make the most of your body, at least that's what it looks like. he is yours and nothing is more beautiful than a lady who is in harmony with herself, tolerates and moves with confidence in her excellent new costume. If someone compliments you, smile and thank you. No reason you deserve it! Why not appreciate this late spring?